1. Have a thought - or two or three strung together.
2. Go to my computer or journal, jot it down and expand on said thoughts.
3. Post blog with something inspiring.
Here's how it really happens:
1. Have a thought -- yeah, it's kinda awesome. Better head to the computer...
2. Hear a thunderous sound that might be my almost 2 year old knocking every item in his room over simultaneously.
3. Run to the room passing said almost 2 year old going the other way with a clear, "Wasn't me!" look on his face.
4. Finding his cow head humidifier, formerly filled with water, now decapitated from it's base and leaking, no, pouring out it's contents all over the wood floor.
5. Grab towels, get on hands & knees to soak up cow head water that is now nicely mixed with tumbleweeds of dog hair from under the crib -- clearly, I have been neglecting this area for months.
6. Curse myself for my poor housekeeping skills & vow to clean dog hair more diligently going forward much the same way I used to vow never to drink again after a hangover -- and with the same level of commitment and follow-through, I'm sure. This thought is interrupted by my son yelling, "Mom! Nuuuuuuu!" while putting his fingers to his head acting as if he has horns. (Nuuu! is the sound he makes for cows --- we're still working on the finer points of animal sounds.)
7. With fragments of original thought still in my head, lake cleaned up, a pillow's worth of wet dog hair in the garbage, and a few minutes left to jot something down, I head towards the computer.
8. Realizing that I can't leave the almost 2 year old upstairs, I go to grab him and find out he's nowhere in sight until I hear a "Hi!". I turn towards the sound and see a little face staring at me from deep inside our very big dog crate.
9. Go spelunking into the dog hair filled (it's supposed to be there -- it's a dog crate) cave to retrieve him. It takes several less than graceful attempts because though he only knows 4 words, he has gained some seriously mad skills of evasion.
10. Get downstairs to the computer. Put child in front of The Wiggles
- I know! not-so-perfect parenting, but it buys me 15 glorious minutes -- and finally, I sit down to write.
11. Stare blankly at the blinking cursor on a blank blog page thinking, "What the hell was I going to write about?"
So, now that fabulous post that was going to be a brilliant piece of writing turns into a story about an almost 2 year old, a cow head humidifier and my seriously defunct cleaning skills. This, my friends is why my creative recovery might take a little longer that I'd hoped.
...But you've got to start somewhere, right?